There was this guy and he was driving along until he got a flat. He spotted a near-by farm and decided maybe they had a phone.
Boston BruinsBuffalo SabresCarolina Hurricanes When he got there he saw a farmer and a pig. The only thing was the pig only had three legs and a wooden leg where the fourth was missing. "Hey there, you wouldn't happen to have a phone would you?" the guy said, still thinking about the pig.