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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Baby, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down, and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"She hugged each of the dealers. Then she picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.Tall Christian Louboutin BootsYSL Platform Pumps&SlingbacksYves Saint LaurentThe dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"The other ans wered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men.